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Apr 2nd, 2012 | By | Category: Restaurant Reviews

Botswana Butchery Auckland City

Botswana Butchery Auckland City 99 Quay St  (Auckland Ferry Building)

Botswana Butchery

Cin Cin on Quay (as it was once known) was something of an institution. A fine establishment in its day, but a little tired in the end – though the bar there was a decent place to have a glass of what-you-fancy while waiting for the ferry. Indeed the vaulted space in the ferry building was home to a wonderful establishment in the early 80’s that I remember fondly – the Fishpot Café. It was an unassuming little hole-in-the-wall – but their mussel chowder was sublime.

Botswana Butchery is the new occupant in the space. But my memory of this joint is something I wish I could delete. I was intrigued to visit – it is just across the street from my apartment and I had walked past several times on the way to work in the viaduct as its fit-out progressed. Thought the cleavers as door handles were either an amusing touch or twee bad taste.

So – first impression not so good, but I heard from friends that there is a similarly named restaurant in Queenstown and that it is well regarded. The second impression is that the décor is akin to a hotel dining room. It is plush and well padded. Fine if you like that sort of thing. I don’t. With so many new dining establishments strewn along from Wynyard Quarter to the edge of Britomart – many of then slick and contemporary, the Butchery seems flabby and self-satisfied.

Our server was pleasant enough. But knew nothing about the food on the menu. It was her first day, she explained. It is unforgivable to send waitstaff onto the floor of a restaurant where the prices for a main course are $35 plus (and there are plenty that will test your means). When quizzed the waitress wasn’t able to answer a single question about the dishes.

I ordered a half-dozen bluff oysters to begin, with a balsamic dressing on the side. A dozen arrived. When remedied there was no apology for the mistake.

As a main I decided to opt for a steak – why not go with what seemed to be the specialty of the house. My companion had confit of duck. My eye fillet steak was miniscule and – though properly cooked – it was tasteless, as was the anchovy butter that I ordered to accompany it, served in a dish on the side and at an extra charge. No garnish, no jus no nothing. The duck was served with a very poor risotto. Duck with muck. A grey, grim gruel.

The icing on the cake came when the server poured still tap water into our glasses of sparkling, pricey mineral water.

We chose to skip desert and decamped to Soul in the Viaduct, which was, predictably excellent.

I don’t think I will return to Botswana Butchery. It seems to be the kind of establishment designed to fleece cruise ship passengers and others who are passing through – the kind of place one visits once.

Botswana Butchery
99 Quay St
(Auckland Ferry Building)
Auckland City

09-307 6966

Review by :

@JoeGreenz

David MacGregor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Verity

    Let’s be honest, Good Bars makes their money serving overpriced drinks, not good food.  The expectations should be well lowered to enjoy this place.

  • Bishbashbosh

    Auckland top 50? Do me a favour Simon Wilson. To all you Qtown types – BB got a really easy ride with the local critics when it opened. As I remember the word potential was used alot. Well us real folks have noticed it ain’t that good.

  • Wal

    Why would anyone name a restaurant Botswana Butchery and why would anyone go to a restaurant so appalling named? What a ridiculous sad joke.

  • Ponsonby Pete

    I’ve heard alot about aucklanditis and how far up their own arses they are and most of these comments just confirm that. I’ve been to Botswana Butchery in Auckland and Queenstown and while they arent the best restaurants I’ve been to in the world, at least they are a hell of a lot less sterile than most of the crap up here. Give them a break. Doug Freerange, are you a sophisticated aucklander whatever…. nice photo egg.

  • Qtwn Local

    Common knowledge with the Queenstown locals that the Queenstown Botswana Butchery has bad to average service but this is explained away with having seasonal workers, food sometimes special but can usually get better elsewhere.

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  • http://twitter.com/Cocoasolid Sal Stevens

    I’m not sure how a restaurant that’s only been opened 5 mins could make it onto Metro’s Top 50 Auckland Restaurant list? We dined there and felt we were being taken advantage of. The bar staff did not know very much about the wines they were serving and at $21 for a glass of red, they really should.

  • ElaineDawn

    What does everyone think about it being included in the Metro Top 50 restaurants without a year’s trading to prove itself?

  • Kirsty

    The space deserves better. I remember the wee-but-excellent Fish Pot Cafe and I waitressed at Cin Cin for during it’s first heady, hilarious, hedonist year. Will avoid the Butchery and keep good memories intact.

  • Cara

    I have also heard that service is poor.  They have just opened but I think I’ll give them a decent settling in period before risking it myself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JoeDescartes Mark Graham

    ouch. Have dined in Botswana Butchery in Qtown. Somewhat underwhelmed. Prefer the Bunker.

  • http://twitter.com/vaughndavis Vaughn Davis

    Grim grey gruel indeed. Alliterated bile FTW. 

  • Doug Freerange

    Auckland diners are a tad more sophisticated than Queenstown folk so they’ve got their work cut out to make an impression here. Also I worry about some of the rich people from south who frequent the place. Their modus operandi is ply women with verve (not even good taste in Champagne) get them drunk and prey on their vulnerability – sexual predators in reality. There are better bars. 

    • Queenstown comments

      Down here in Queenstown we might not be as sophisticated with good taste in Champagne……… but in our defense we can spell Veuve.

      • Pty

        Well said. Doug Freerange – what an egg.